The toast
This is to Cheating, Stealing, Fighting and Drinking
If you must Cheat, may you Cheat death
If you must Steal, may you Steal a womans heart
If you must Fight, Fight for your country
If you must Drink, may you Drink with me
My Brothers in Arms
Light travels faster than sound
This is why some people appear bright
Until you hear them speak
Heroes don't wear capes
They wear dog-tags
If you don't know where you're going
You'll end up somewhere else
Life is too short not to laugh
And too long to take any crap
Coffee keeps me busy
until itīs time to get drunk
There are only two kind of bikers
Those who ride Harley
And those who wish they did
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5 Rules to remember in life
1. Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable
to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastards name
3. Help somebody when in trouble and they'll remember
you when they are in trouble again
4. Many people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does milk
If you do good, no one remembers
If you do bad, no one forgets
A fine is a tax for doing wrong
Tax is a fine for doing right
Those who live by the sword
Get shot by those who don't
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low selfesteem,
first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes
Only a biker knows why
a dog hangs his head
out of a car window
Good friends won't let
you do stupid things...
alone
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